Humour

Our best weapon!

Ms Fortune Teller predicts

Been staring into my tea cup reading the leaves therein and here we go: here we go HERE WE GO !

possible scenario uno: European General Strike is coming (East and West, North & South) and is the key that fits the lock to freedom (from wage-slavery-Capitalism) Greece, France, Italy, Spain, Iceland, Ukraine, Latvia are restless awaiting proles in Germany, Sweden, Norway, Czechs & Serbia etc to look beyond their national borders, craft or industry, political and religious cultures used to divide and rule them as Nationalism. Instead to organise international working class solidarity.

The diaspora of Europeans around the world (all once were economic refugees) have no choice but to consider what they are going to do too ? In economically depressed America - like Europe - is about to thaw into a hot Spring of class warfare..resist evictions, occupy shut down worksites kick start direct democracy and maybe even bring the troops home from Iraq etc.

Her-story 2007 Tranny Cops Freed +1969 equal pay direct action

Sydney, 2007- Laughter reigns in court when two members of the Tranny Cops, a cross-dressing outfit of women who lampoon riot police, face court on charges of “impersonating police” at a recent protest against US Vice President Dick Cheney. When the Magistrate David Helipern is presented with the women’s outfits, which feature an anarchy symbol and the words “Cop It Sweet”, he begins to giggle.

When a second witness, APEC Security Command’s Sergeant Ian Franke, admits that the women’s sideburns, moustaches and goatees were clearly made of ink the prosecution’s case further unravels with more laughter greeting his description of the Tranny cops routines as including “Placing their thumbs inside their belts and rocking back and forth in a heel-toe manner.”

The Comic Strip of Neoliberalism

http://www.nickthorkelson.com/neolibintro.html

"The Comic Strip of Neoliberalism" is a series of informational comics which you can read by hitting the links at the bottom of this page.

The title (in Spanish, "las historietas del neoliberalismo") is a phrase coined by the beetle Don Durito, himself a character coined by Subcomandante Marcos, spokesperson for the Zapatista movement in southern Mexico.

"Neoliberalism" refers to the constellation of economic policies, including privatization, free trade, and deregulation, which spread from Pinochet's Chile in the 'seventies, via Thatcher's UK and Reagan's USA in the 'eighties, to most of the world in the 'nineties, largely through the offices of the World Bank, International Monetary Fund, and World Trade Organization. (See Corpwatch for a more detailed definition, or Noam Chomsky for a brief history.)

Fiscal Fark-up Frauds Fantasy crashing ?

Capitalism & Health (Profiteering) Part 457. who would have believed it if it wasn't in the Murdoch owned bastion of truth justice and the super-market up up and away Herald Sun ?

"The Australian Medical Association said hospitals were selling the very foods responsible for diseases some of patients were being treated for."

Hospitals full of junk Eleni Hale and Mitchell Toy February 01, 2009 12:00am http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24989371-2862,00.html

JUNK foods high in fat and sugar are being served in the cafes of Melbourne's major hospitals. Despite Australia's obesity alarm, a host of artery-clogging foods top the menu for visitors and patients, a Sunday Herald Sun survey has found. Health experts have criticised the fare, with some calling on hospitals to ban deep-fried and sugar-rich snacks.

20 Theses Against Green Capitalism

20 theses against green capitalism Mon, 26 Jan 2009 By Tadzio Mueller and Alexis Passadakis (12/2008). Alexis is a member of attac Germany's coordinating council, Tadzio a part of the Turbulence editorial collective. They are both active in the emerging climate justice movement, and can be reached at againstgreencapitalism@googlemail.com No to false solutions! Climate Justice Now! ---- 1. The current world economic crisis marks the end of the neoliberal phase of capitalism. `Business as usual' (financialisation, deregulation, privatisation...) is thus no longer an option: new spaces of accumulation and types of political regulation will need to be found by governments and corporations to keep capitalism going. 2. Alongside the economic and political as well as energy crises, there is another crisis rocking the world: the biocrisis, the result of a suicidal mismatch between the ecological life support system that guarantees our collective human survival and capital's need for constant growth.

recession, redundancy, repossession or live money free ?

Fiscal/financial frauds - farking-up fellows ?

Foraging fleets felt frugal fasting;

Freegans fight for feral federation !

Freeganism is an anti-consumerist lifestyle whereby people employ alternative living strategies based on "limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeganism

http://freegan.info/

From: Money-Free Date: 5 January 2009 10:44:07 PM " top tips from Fergus the forager, Alf the freegan and Cloud the couch surfer..."

a documentary on British TV called 'Living without money'

http://www.itv.com/PressCentre/Tonight/Ep1LivingWithoutMoneyPart1Wk0209/default.html

Workers of the World - Relax! "Why the idle life is so much worth living"

"Why the idle life is so much worth living"

Any market economy is a failed attempt to distribute goods and services exactly where they are needed or desired, as and when they are needed and desired. That's all markets are, despite the pathological excrescences that nowadays attach to them: derivatives funds, advertising, shopping as leisure. If we had a perfect market, idling would be the norm, not the exception, because distribution would be frictionless.

Most work is the result of inefficiency, not genuine need. In other words, idling is consistent with capitalism's own internal logic, which of course implies, even if it never realizes, the end of capitalism. Read more:

Mr Block & Economic Crisis Funnies - Happy New Fear/Merry Crisis

http://www.nickthorkelson.com/mrblock.htm

economic meltdown funnies

happy new fear and merry crisis, a new 16 page comic on the economic meltdown, which you can read or download, or even order hard copies of, at this site:

economicmeltdownfunnies.org

This project is the brainchild of Chuck Collins, and it's being published by Jobs with Justice and the Institute for Policy Studies/Program on Inequality and the Common Good. They will be distributing it in conjunction with a series of teach-ins on the economic situation that they are organizing around the country.

Nick Thorkelson Graphic Design & Cartoons

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After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!*

*It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!*

*My Wish for You in 2009*

*May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. *

*May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. *

Satire: FKN News: Xmas Lie, Queen & Economy

Well dearly beloved slaves of the corporatocracy another year is drawing to a close and we can now look forward to another 12 months of increasing poverty, unremitting ... Christmas is a Roman Lie.

The 25th of Dec is the end of Solstice. Celebrated for years by people who knew things about the universe.

Replaced by a Roman Lie for people who are kept stupid and live as Morons...

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMTJESJ6uM

Smash Hits From the Eurovusionaries

SchNEWS PRESENTS: SMASH HITS FROM THE EURO-VISIONARIES

http://www.schnews.org.uk/archive/news660.htm

NEW ROME-ANTICS The radical student movement in Britain can take some lessons from what is happening in Italy at the moment, specifically from events at the Roman Sapienza University campus - a hotbed for radical political mobilisation in Italy. For months students have been occupying areas of their University in response to the racist, market-driven education reforms proposed by the Berlusconi government in law 133, also called the Gelmini law, named after the Minister of Education, Mariastella Gelmini.

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