Industrial Workers of the World

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any
means, DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the
nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends! If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.